The Adventures of Dod

"...I could have died.  Some dosippitous corranus handled my riggings today." 

 "Ludicrous!  Are you going to let me out, or not?"

"You're not the only one that thinks the Camerons ought to be taught a royal lesson." 

"He does stuff like that....You ought to come back to Twistyard with us.  It's more fun being a Coosing now that Dod's around..." 

"It doesn't matter what ya want.  Yer gonna have to take it." 

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

"He's old enough to know what he wants, rich enough to buy what he wants, and powerful enough to win whomever he wants. He's got the tri-trumpous!" 

"Mentioning Boot's father like that was completely heartless and unforgivable.  Only a rock with no emotion whatsoever would concoct the things he said." 

"Promise me you'll seek out the full truth and the secrets after I'm dead..."

 "E-everything you can see from here to L-Lake Mauj is his, and the l-lake is his, too."

"Oh, it shouldn't be that hard.  There's always something for getting something else." 

"I can assure you, nobody has stepped foot in your quarters since my guards discovered the door had been breached..."

"If you've brought us all the way over here to show us the insides of that thing, I'm not going to be pleased." 

"Ludicrous!  Stand back....You're telling me he's a threat?" 

"Less tads, less swappers....We're down to forty-six, and only three of them are aided by swappers. It's tragic. I suppose we may live to see the day when they'll all be a thing of the past."

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

"Bah! I think you're being humble....You'd make a great Chief Noble Tredder of Green."

"As you can all see, I'm a fortunate man indeed..." 

 "Don't worry, they're up to real action."

"So he's dead and life goes on without him, huh?"