The Adventures of Dod

"I almost didn't recognize you with a shirt on." 

"Mentioning Boot's father like that was completely heartless and unforgivable.  Only a rock with no emotion whatsoever would concoct the things he said." 

 "You really don't have to do this...if you fall and get hurt, we'll all be in trouble--eyeball deep."

"Bah! I think you're being humble....You'd make a great Chief Noble Tredder of Green."

"Sorry I didn't get the rest of him."

"Enjoy Driaxom.  I hope you live a long, long, long life!" 

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

“Too much truth in the hands of a liar is more dangerous than a world of lies told to the truthful. When people like The Dread are mostly honest, they’re more deadly.”

"It doesn't matter what ya want.  Yer gonna have to take it." 

"You've lost your freshy-mind, fool!  Now we're both out of the game!" 

 "You can't tell a soul....I was--uh--someplace I shouldn't have been, and I may have heard--"

"It's a great day to jilt the boockards out of Raul." 

 "...my aunt is always saying that a woman's first right is to change her mind as many times as she wants, and a man's first duty is to accept it."

"...don't be quick to judge.  Beneath every wiggling glove is a hand, and it's behind the mask where the true man lies.  He has his good reasons, I'm sure: We know Dod." 

"If they're your friends, then why do they lie to you?" 

"You just don't go there and expect to come back alive. Cat fights are wicked." 

"Fourteen? You're hardly weaned. Where's your mother? I should expect she is worried stiff that you've escaped your crib....Perhaps you've lost your way..."

 "Oh--that Dod."

"Con won't mind.  If he's not here yet, we better eat while we still have a chance--that boy's as big as a barge. I'd pull a frog out my nose if he eats anything less than half-a-cow per day." 

“Come on, guys. You all did your best today. Don’t judge a player by one bad game.”