The Adventures of Dod

"Oh tick-blood!" 

"I don't imagine he'll be here to bother you tonight....He's out watching again." 

"You're psychic! I knew it!"

"I thought we had an agreement!  Didn't you sign with your knife?" 

 "E-everything you can see from here to L-Lake Mauj is his, and the l-lake is his, too."

"...I could have died.  Some dosippitous corranus handled my riggings today." 

 "Show them you're a Chantolli, my boy!  Show them!"

"We mostly think about tragedy in terms of what has happened, not what could have happened." 

"As you can all see, I'm a fortunate man indeed..." 

 "You can't tell a soul....I was--uh--someplace I shouldn't have been, and I may have heard--"

"I guess that's what you get for sleeping in.  You're a link left out of the chain." 

 "Don't worry, they're up to real action."

"It's a great day to jilt the boockards out of Raul." 

"It doesn't matter what ya want.  Yer gonna have to take it." 

"Fourteen? You're hardly weaned. Where's your mother? I should expect she is worried stiff that you've escaped your crib....Perhaps you've lost your way..."

 "Justice needs to be served, and I'm more than ready to dish it out!"

"My pies, Boot! Dilly didn't tell me he was a Coosing....How come I'm the last to hear about these kinds of things? I see he's sporting the ring. That's fantastic!"

 "Yes, I'd agree this whole place has gone twirling mad!"

"Please, please, please be alive."

“Too much truth in the hands of a liar is more dangerous than a world of lies told to the truthful. When people like The Dread are mostly honest, they’re more deadly.”