The Adventures of Dod

"Okay, you're right. Run me through with your sword and get it over with. I admit I was wrong."

"Enjoy Driaxom.  I hope you live a long, long, long life!" 

 "I'll have you for lunch. You're a nobody."

"I cheat!  Let me show you my back patio, it's the secret to my success with plants."

 "Then good!  Their anger will serve me well!"

 "It's the best in all of us, the grand dream, the lingering hope of what my family trusts can one day become everyone's inheritance."

"I thought we had an agreement!  Didn't you sign with your knife?" 

"Always question the unusual, but be particularly skeptical of the apparent. Your opponent, if he or she is witty, will capitalize on the obvious to ensnare you.  Don't fall for it." 

 "...my aunt is always saying that a woman's first right is to change her mind as many times as she wants, and a man's first duty is to accept it."

 "...The Beast is really close!  Watch out, Boot!"

"You're psychic! I knew it!"

"You just don't go there and expect to come back alive. Cat fights are wicked." 

"Please, please, please be alive."

"Sure he does.  That's a bunch of boosap!" 

"Oh tick-blood!" 

"I almost didn't recognize you with a shirt on." 

"...I could have died.  Some dosippitous corranus handled my riggings today." 

"I'm sorry, Ingrid.  As a mayler, I think I'm more needed on that untamed horse." 

 "E-everything you can see from here to L-Lake Mauj is his, and the l-lake is his, too."

 "Oh--that Dod."