The Adventures of Dod

"You just don't go there and expect to come back alive. Cat fights are wicked." 

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

"I'd like strawberry jam on my toast."

"So he's dead and life goes on without him, huh?"

"Sure he does.  That's a bunch of boosap!" 

 "...The Beast is really close!  Watch out, Boot!"

"Tooshi-wanna, Tooshi-wanna." 

"He does stuff like that....You ought to come back to Twistyard with us.  It's more fun being a Coosing now that Dod's around..." 

"I almost didn't recognize you with a shirt on." 

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."

"Everyone deserves a second chance...everyone." 

"No worries, honey.  I can keep up with you if you help me." 

"Con won't mind.  If he's not here yet, we better eat while we still have a chance--that boy's as big as a barge. I'd pull a frog out my nose if he eats anything less than half-a-cow per day." 

"Enjoy Driaxom.  I hope you live a long, long, long life!" 

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

" There are only two kinds of people in the world. The kind that do stuff and the kind that always talk about doing stuff. Nobody's in between." 

"Mentioning Boot's father like that was completely heartless and unforgivable.  Only a rock with no emotion whatsoever would concoct the things he said." 

 "The day anyone from Green beats Sawb is the day I fancy up and prance the halls like Eluxa."

“Too much truth in the hands of a liar is more dangerous than a world of lies told to the truthful. When people like The Dread are mostly honest, they’re more deadly.”

"Oh tick-blood!"