The Adventures of Dod

"Sorry about Pap...I liked him."

"My pies, Boot! Dilly didn't tell me he was a Coosing....How come I'm the last to hear about these kinds of things? I see he's sporting the ring. That's fantastic!"

"I can assure you, nobody has stepped foot in your quarters since my guards discovered the door had been breached..."

"If they're your friends, then why do they lie to you?" 

 "Show them you're a Chantolli, my boy!  Show them!"

"...I could have died.  Some dosippitous corranus handled my riggings today." 

"It doesn't matter what ya want.  Yer gonna have to take it." 

 "Justice needs to be served, and I'm more than ready to dish it out!"

"Our safety?  My little finger!  I think there's a lot they're not saying." 

 "...my aunt is always saying that a woman's first right is to change her mind as many times as she wants, and a man's first duty is to accept it."

"Not so fast.  I know you. You're full of tricks. The moment I turn my back, you'll disappear for another three months." 

"I do....I keep all of the rules that need keeping!" 

"Ludicrous!  Stand back....You're telling me he's a threat?" 

 "...how many trees need to fall before it's not just the wind?"

"Whoa, Zippod! Cool down." 

"...all of Raul should be proud of the way you fight.  You're the best I've ever trained.  Your father would be proud." 

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."

"Fine enough, but can't you let an old lady like myself use your facility first.  I'm likely to leak any minute. Your men rudely dragged me away from the shipyard, claiming I was trouble..." 

"Promise me you'll seek out the full truth and the secrets after I'm dead..."

"I cheat!  Let me show you my back patio, it's the secret to my success with plants."