The Adventures of Dod

"Not so fast.  I know you. You're full of tricks. The moment I turn my back, you'll disappear for another three months." 

"I'd rather dig ditches at Twistyard than be eating maggot puke here in Driaxom." 

"No worries, honey.  I can keep up with you if you help me." 

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."

"Everyone deserves a second chance...everyone." 

"I'm sorry, Ingrid.  As a mayler, I think I'm more needed on that untamed horse." 

"I thought we had an agreement!  Didn't you sign with your knife?" 

"I do....I keep all of the rules that need keeping!" 

"I'd like strawberry jam on my toast."

"My pies, Boot! Dilly didn't tell me he was a Coosing....How come I'm the last to hear about these kinds of things? I see he's sporting the ring. That's fantastic!"

"Con won't mind.  If he's not here yet, we better eat while we still have a chance--that boy's as big as a barge. I'd pull a frog out my nose if he eats anything less than half-a-cow per day." 

 "Yes, I'd agree this whole place has gone twirling mad!"

"Enjoy Driaxom.  I hope you live a long, long, long life!" 

 "You can't tell a soul....I was--uh--someplace I shouldn't have been, and I may have heard--"

"I don't know. It's a massive ball of trouble--its legs flailing, its razor-sharp claws slicing....I know this for sure--it's not meant to be here in Green."

 "Then good!  Their anger will serve me well!"

"He does stuff like that....You ought to come back to Twistyard with us.  It's more fun being a Coosing now that Dod's around..." 

 "...my aunt is always saying that a woman's first right is to change her mind as many times as she wants, and a man's first duty is to accept it."

"Ludicrous!  Stand back....You're telling me he's a threat?" 

"Dod, you must be made of something more durable than I am. It's your lucky feet, I guess."