The Adventures of Dod

 "I wouldn't quit the Coosings!  Sawb really stretched when he appointed me last year--my family, you know; we're not chauss or toting gold."

"We need another quick mind around here these days--tough times with the likes of Dreaderious and his kind lurking about."

"It's a great day to jilt the boockards out of Raul." 

"Okay, you're right. Run me through with your sword and get it over with. I admit I was wrong."

"I guess that's what you get for sleeping in.  You're a link left out of the chain." 

"I thought we had an agreement!  Didn't you sign with your knife?" 

“All that intrigue over a couple of notes? Even Sawny doesn’t like books that much.”

"Fine enough, but can't you let an old lady like myself use your facility first.  I'm likely to leak any minute. Your men rudely dragged me away from the shipyard, claiming I was trouble..." 

 "...The Beast is really close!  Watch out, Boot!"

"I do....I keep all of the rules that need keeping!" 

"Dod, you must be made of something more durable than I am. It's your lucky feet, I guess." 

"I can assure you, nobody has stepped foot in your quarters since my guards discovered the door had been breached..."

 "Don't worry, they're up to real action."

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."

 "Don't forget, you're not alive until you're really living."

"In your dreams, maggot!" 

"Tooshi-wanna, Tooshi-wanna." 

"I thought I told you to run, boy!  Apparently my legs work just fine."

"It doesn't matter what ya want.  Yer gonna have to take it." 

 "Justice needs to be served, and I'm more than ready to dish it out!"