The Adventures of Dod

"You're psychic! I knew it!"

 "You can't tell a soul....I was--uh--someplace I shouldn't have been, and I may have heard--"

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

"Sure he does.  That's a bunch of boosap!" 

"Tooshi-wanna, Tooshi-wanna." 

"Please, please, please be alive."

"If they're your friends, then why do they lie to you?" 

 "Yes, that's very true--The Dread--my goodness, I hate thinking of The Dread."

"It's a great day to jilt the boockards out of Raul." 

"They were busy helping Boot's mommy...or is that his girlfriend?"

" There are only two kinds of people in the world. The kind that do stuff and the kind that always talk about doing stuff. Nobody's in between." 

"Ludicrous!  Stand back....You're telling me he's a threat?" 

"Quiet as a mouse.  What would he have been shouting about?" 

"...if I would have been in your shoes, with Bonboo telling me to jump and save myself... I probably would have jumped." 

“Too much truth in the hands of a liar is more dangerous than a world of lies told to the truthful. When people like The Dread are mostly honest, they’re more deadly.”

"I can't imagine how they escaped without us noticing. The windows remained closed. We had them trapped."

 "Oh--that Dod."

"He's old enough to know what he wants, rich enough to buy what he wants, and powerful enough to win whomever he wants. He's got the tri-trumpous!" 

"I almost didn't recognize you with a shirt on." 

"As you can all see, I'm a fortunate man indeed..."