" There are only two kinds of people in the world. The kind that do stuff and the kind that always talk about doing stuff. Nobody's in between." 

"I'd rather dig ditches at Twistyard than be eating maggot puke here in Driaxom." 

"It's a great day to jilt the boockards out of Raul." 

"You're not the only one that thinks the Camerons ought to be taught a royal lesson." 

"Look ad you self, puny, ugly worm!" 

"No worries, honey.  I can keep up with you if you help me." 

 "WE'RE TAKING RAUL DOWN!"

"I think part of me has already fallen asleep--not because of your stories, they're wonderful.  I just have--ah--a problem with my legs." 

"You probably thought they were extinct, didn't you?  It's amazing what you can accomplish if you're one of the Zoots." 

"You better hurry, Dod.  You've got to sign in or Mr. Clair won't let you duel--and you're up first in the level-five ring." 

"Con won't mind.  If he's not here yet, we better eat while we still have a chance--that boy's as big as a barge. I'd pull a frog out my nose if he eats anything less than half-a-cow per day." 

 "Yes, that's very true--The Dread--my goodness, I hate thinking of The Dread."

"I'd like strawberry jam on my toast."

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

"Fourteen? You're hardly weaned. Where's your mother? I should expect she is worried stiff that you've escaped your crib....Perhaps you've lost your way..."

 "E-everything you can see from here to L-Lake Mauj is his, and the l-lake is his, too."

"Our safety?  My little finger!  I think there's a lot they're not saying." 

 "You can't tell a soul....I was--uh--someplace I shouldn't have been, and I may have heard--"

"She's going to get you one of these days.  You better watch your back...if you prank her wrong, she'll plunk you with her sword...only to discover later that you were kidding."