The Adventures of Dod

"...if I would have been in your shoes, with Bonboo telling me to jump and save myself... I probably would have jumped." 

 "...The Beast is really close!  Watch out, Boot!"

"Tooshi-wanna, Tooshi-wanna." 

 "The day anyone from Green beats Sawb is the day I fancy up and prance the halls like Eluxa."

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

"I cheat!  Let me show you my back patio, it's the secret to my success with plants."

"Why be mad when you can choose to be happy?" 

"So he's dead and life goes on without him, huh?"

"...don't be quick to judge.  Beneath every wiggling glove is a hand, and it's behind the mask where the true man lies.  He has his good reasons, I'm sure: We know Dod." 

"Mentioning Boot's father like that was completely heartless and unforgivable.  Only a rock with no emotion whatsoever would concoct the things he said." 

"How can Bly get wealthy on gadgets like this?  They're way too hard to use--too many instructions."

"In your dreams, maggot!" 

 "If The Dread is among us, then we must act normal.  Any suspicious behavior would certainly lead to a swift and fatal meeting with him!"

"Okay, you're right. Run me through with your sword and get it over with. I admit I was wrong."

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

 "E-everything you can see from here to L-Lake Mauj is his, and the l-lake is his, too."

"You're not the only one that thinks the Camerons ought to be taught a royal lesson." 

 "Justice needs to be served, and I'm more than ready to dish it out!"

"We mostly think about tragedy in terms of what has happened, not what could have happened." 

 "Ludicrous!  Are you going to let me out, or not?"