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"Mentioning Boot's father like that was completely heartless and unforgivable.  Only a rock with no emotion whatsoever would concoct the things he said." 

~ Sawny, Book 2

"He's tilted his glossy eyes at the pile of droppings and missed the whole team of mules pulling the cart." 

~ Commendus, Book 1

 "Yes, I'd agree this whole place has gone twirling mad!"

~ Sirlonk, Book 1

"My goodness, son!  The word's not Dossum!" 

~ Higga, Book 1

"Whoa, Zippod! Cool down." 

~ Boot, Book 1

 "Don't forget, you're not alive until you're really living."

~ Jack Parry, Book 2

"Okay, you're right. Run me through with your sword and get it over with. I admit I was wrong."

~ Boot, Book 1

"...don't be quick to judge.  Beneath every wiggling glove is a hand, and it's behind the mask where the true man lies.  He has his good reasons, I'm sure: We know Dod." 

~ Bonboo, Book 2

 "Justice needs to be served, and I'm more than ready to dish it out!"

~ Boot, Book 1

"You've lost your freshy-mind, fool!  Now we're both out of the game!" 

~ Sawb, Book 1

"You better hurry, Dod.  You've got to sign in or Mr. Clair won't let you duel--and you're up first in the level-five ring." 

~ Pone, Book 2

 "...The Beast is really close!  Watch out, Boot!"

~ Dod, Book 2

 "Then good!  Their anger will serve me well!"

~ Dark Hood, Book 2

"I'd rather dig ditches at Twistyard than be eating maggot puke here in Driaxom." 

~ Dod, Book 2

 "E-everything you can see from here to L-Lake Mauj is his, and the l-lake is his, too."

~ Zerny, Book 1

"You're psychic! I knew it!"

~ Boot, Book 1

 "Oh--that Dod."

~ Neadrou, Book 2

"I can assure you, nobody has stepped foot in your quarters since my guards discovered the door had been breached..."

~ Jibb Book 1

"Con won't mind.  If he's not here yet, we better eat while we still have a chance--that boy's as big as a barge. I'd pull a frog out my nose if he eats anything less than half-a-cow per day." 

~ Boot, Book 2

 "...how many trees need to fall before it's not just the wind?"

~ Juny, Book 1

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