The Adventures of Dod

"Bah! I think you're being humble....You'd make a great Chief Noble Tredder of Green."

"Please, son, try to be good tomorrow." 

"Sorry I didn't get the rest of him."

 "...The Beast is really close!  Watch out, Boot!"

 "Justice needs to be served, and I'm more than ready to dish it out!"

"Please, please, please be alive."

"I think part of me has already fallen asleep--not because of your stories, they're wonderful.  I just have--ah--a problem with my legs." 

"You're not the only one that thinks the Camerons ought to be taught a royal lesson." 

“Too much truth in the hands of a liar is more dangerous than a world of lies told to the truthful. When people like The Dread are mostly honest, they’re more deadly.”

"In your dreams, maggot!" 

"Tooshi-wanna, Tooshi-wanna." 

"You putrid, loathing, degenerate snake!" 

 "Then good!  Their anger will serve me well!"

"No worries, honey.  I can keep up with you if you help me." 

" There are only two kinds of people in the world. The kind that do stuff and the kind that always talk about doing stuff. Nobody's in between." 

"If they're your friends, then why do they lie to you?" 

"Con won't mind.  If he's not here yet, we better eat while we still have a chance--that boy's as big as a barge. I'd pull a frog out my nose if he eats anything less than half-a-cow per day." 

"I'd like strawberry jam on my toast."

"But for the love of Saluci, that mare is foremost in Youk's heart." 

"Come on, boy, settle down. You don't want that putrid thing anyway. I'll find you something better..."